Arthur's Cellular

[Arthur Kirkland]

GREAT AND GOOD
Are seldom the same man



A R T H U R K I R K L A N D ? ! ?
because every multi-millionare needs a phone for work and play ,

(44) 726-6925

""Hello, you’ve reached Arthur Kirkland. I can’t take your call right now, but if you leave your name and number, I’ll call you back as soon as I can."

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R I N G T O N E S ? ! ?
those haunting melodies that play ,

DEFAULT;; Hey Jude – The Beatles
TEXT;; Bleeding Love – Leona Lewis
VOICEMAIL;; The Kill – 30 seconds to Mars
UNKNOWN;; Palladio – Escala

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P H O N E B O O K ? ! ?
The list of all the important contacts,

Oh blank space. How you wound my heart!

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S P E E D D I A L ? ! ?
a quick click or two and you're on my line ,

01;; Voicemail
02;; Alfred F. Jones
03;; Francis Bonnefoy
04;; Matthew Williams
05;; Honda Kiku
06;; Antonio Carriedo
07;; Gilbert Weilshmidt
08;; empty
09;; empty

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you keep calling my phone nonstop
DON'T YOU KNOW I WON'T
P I C K I T U P P I C K I T U P P I C K I T U P

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you never leave a message


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N E W C O N T A C T ? ! ?
let's exchange numbers ,

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[img]three matching 100x100 icons of your character[/img]
[size=1][color=green]RINGTONE;[/color]; song - artist
[size=1][color=green]NICKNAME;[/color]; ya know, whatcha go by, if you just put your name i'll give you one myself[/size]

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T E X T M E S S A G E ? ! ?
better get unlimited texts, because i text a lot ,

[size=3][font=agency fb][color=green]O N E N E W T E X T[/color][/font]
[font=georgia][color=000000]this better be worth my megabytes ,[/color][/font][/size]
[img]same three icons[/img]
[size=1]message here[/size]

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R I N G ! R I N G ! ? ! ?
oh, look, i might actually pick up ,

[size=3][font=agency fb][color=green]N O W C A L L I N G ? ! ?[/color]
[font=georgia][color=000000]look who it is ,[/color][/font][/size]
[img]same three icons[/img]
[size=1]your charrie says.... remember to put 'hello' and all that stuff[/size]

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V O I C E M A I L ? ! ?
did you actually think i was going to pick up? ,[/color][/size]

[size=3][font=agency fb][color=green]O N E M I S S E D C A L L ? ! ?[/color][/font]
[font=georgia][color=000000]like i always say, results may vary ,[/color][/font][/size]
[img]same three icons[/img]
[size=1]the voicemail message! be creative! 'hi, call me back' is sure not going to make me waste my minutes calling you back[/size]

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P I C T U R E M A I L
because who doesn't love looking at all the pretty pictures they get sent? ,

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[font=georgia][color=000000]you gotta see this ,[/color][/font][/size]
[img]same three icons[/img]
[img]picture here[/img]
[size=1]comments here[/size]

you keep calling my phone nonstop
don't you know i won't pick it up
YOU NEVER LEAVE A
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[Francis Bonnefoy]

O N E M I S S E D C A L L ? ! ?
like i always say, results may vary ,

Qu’est-ce au nom de Dieu ..? Arzur, are you drunk again…? What makes you zink zat I could be willing to drop everyzing and find you anyways? *there is a pause and a sigh* Merde, where are you anyways? I cannot get zere unless I know. …and why would you care anyways?

Quelle que soit. Where are you right now? Call me back.

[Francis Bonnefoy]

O N E M I S S E D C A L L ? ! ?
like i always say, results may vary ,

Where are you? Do not make zis difficult, sil vous p‘lait. If I have to go running zrough ze streets looking for you I will, but it would be much nicer if I didn‘t have to, lapin. I zink zat would be embarrassing for you, no? And shame! Zere is revelry going on and I was not told? Tsk.

[Francis Bonnefoy]

O N E M I S S E D C A L L ? ! ?
like i always say, results may vary ,

Of course, because saying zat it‘s Spanish is certainly help. Merde, I hope you know that I am bringing ze camera zis time so zere is evidence of all of zis tomorrow, if I manage to figure out where you are.

[Francis Bonnefoy]

O N E N E W T E X T
this better be worth my megabytes ,

Do you have time to meet after classes this afternoon?

[Francis Bonnefoy]

O N E N E W T E X T
this better be worth my megabytes ,

Ah...it isn't an emergency. Is there somewhere that would be convenient to you?

[Francis Bonnefoy]

O N E N E W T E X T
this better be worth my megabytes ,

Bien sûr.